jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

Mozzafella

A man who takes the art of making pizzas to the end degree

Mark : Are you going to Dan’s pizza party
Colin: Yes I fucking love pizza and Dan makes the best
Mark: Yeah me too, it’s worth the 4hr explanation about how he chose the right Italian cow to make to the milk for the cheese!
Colin: Dont forget the 3 hour chats on how he selected the right flour and tomato’s

Mark: He is such a mozzafella

by WyVill January 9, 2020

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

Mozzaltoff

The act of smashing glasses in a bar, particularly to the tune of Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling".

Emily: "Fill up my cup?"
JayDog: "MOZZALTOFF" <smashes glass>

by AfterIWoof October 19, 2010

mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015

mozza burger

the greatest burger ever, it can be purchased at A&W. Mozza cheese, bacon, tomato, and tons of other delicious ingredients. is better than a whopper or a big mac. much better.

If i lived close to an A&W, i know i would be morbidly obese simply because of the mozza burger.

by guitarhero2 July 12, 2007