Morbility

The act of having "more ability" than others.

I got morbility in my pinky, than you do in your whole body!

by pevargas90 July 6, 2010

mowtility

How well a cow's four stomachs can move da chewed-up grass along through her digestive system after she's cropped da lawn shorter.

If a cow is properly cared for, da matter of mowtility should not be an issue.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.

The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025

morbisity

a portmanteau of morbid obesity. used as a noun.

Man, you seen Jack? He got morbisity!

by OccamsRzr August 7, 2011

mowbity

noun. masculine.
A cat that meows.

Ssshhhh! Be quiet mowbity.

by RogueShadow May 30, 2011

mobilite

A retard who plays on mobile, and doesn't know shit. Mainly in "roblox".

Player 1: Learn how to play the game you fucking mobilite

Player 2: You're built like an odd number you overpriced P2W player

by anthonythehater January 24, 2024