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ass to mouth conversion 

This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.
Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.
ass to mouth conversion by butt_dog November 16, 2006

ass to mouth 

Ass to Mouth's arcane 2nd definition:
when one is contacted by one means and replies by another.

Some believe it's a little rude, but sometimes there's little alternative.
You text me.
I call you and say, "Sorry to go ass to mouth, but I'm in the car and I don't want to die."

ass to mouth whore 

a sexual partner that loves shitter to the spitter penetration without the benefit of soap and water of a handiwipe
Jill is such an ass to mouth whore that she looked like she had chocolate velamints for teeth when I was through with her.
ass to mouth whore by Me likey! December 22, 2007

ass to mouth 

Doing ass to mouth sex is something only a complete whore will attempt and enjoy. She lets her man pound her ass in any position he wants then begs him to pull out and slide his cock into her mouth so she can taste her own ass, often repeating this several times. After he cums deep in her asshole she will suck all the cum and juice off his cock.
Kathy loves performing ass to mouth sex. She was 17 the first time a guy made her do it and shes been addicted ever since. Over the last 30+ years shes done it hundreds of times for hundreds of different men. "I dont care whos cock is pumping my dirty ass, I love to beg him to put in my mouth so i can taste it" she says. "I always rub my wet shaved pussy while im sucking him then i beg him to fuck my tight ass some more and tell him how good it tastes."
ass to mouth by btld November 9, 2007

Ass Through Mouth

Haveing anal sex with a whore through a cut out hole in the mouth of a photo of your ex-girlfriend
I was so drunk last night I pulled an "ass through mouth" on this tranny I met.
Ass Through Mouth by JoeBob111 January 4, 2008

ass to mouth 

You never go ass to mouth
ass to mouth by rockthejordan September 18, 2006