Moose Cock

A highly skilled MLG clan that shits on any other clan

Did you hear Moose Cock beat faze, yeah faze didn't stand a chance against Vexx and Fuzy yelling "In the Asshole please Faze! "

by Vexx June 29, 2015

Moose Cock

An American's favourite appetizer,
before the Moose balls

Fry me up one of those Texas Moose Cocks boy

by Kerpal November 4, 2003

Moose Cock

Canandian National past time.

Yea so , ahh yea A. Lest eat some moose cock A.

by Davin January 21, 2004

infiltrating moose cock

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked

Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Moosecock

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"

by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003