meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE September 28, 2008

Moulin Ruse

1. noun. a situation in which a woman is first seen from the rear and appears attractive, but later is revealed to be repulsive from the front.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.

When traipsing about in common gathering areas, one may find the allure of another beings presence to pique one's interest. Having seen only the back side of said being, one is compelled to investigate further. Upon realization that this interest is unfounded, it may go on record that one has been Moulin Ruse'd

by BrainLazy March 6, 2009

Mourinista

Mourinho fans who follow the legendary manager all over the world at every club that he manages. They leave with him when he leaves.

Jose Mourinho thanked his Mourinistas for the support.

by Mourinista1 October 6, 2021

Moulin Rouge

n. The best movie ever
v. To be the best movie ever

You know what? That movie was almost a Moulin Rouge.

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

Morgini

Morgini is an interesting Female from Quebec. She has long legs and a nice foot.

Wow Morgini loves fucking Ronik

by MorginitheGeni February 24, 2021

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

by JBF July 18, 2005