For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.
by Mason W January 2, 2008
Get the mortal coil mug.Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.
Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ
BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.
BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know
BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ
BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.
BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know
BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008
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A court martial (plural; "courts-martial") is a military court that determines punishments for members of the military subject to military law, and may also be used to try enemy POWs for war crimes. The Geneva Conventions requires that POWs who are on trial for war crimes are to be subject to the same procedures as would be the holding army's own soldiers.
court martial; Lieutenant Susan Schnall, a Navy Nurse, was court-martialed for marching in a peace demonstration while in uniform, and for drop ping antiwar leaflets from a plane on navy installations.
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Get the court martial mug.When near the climax of intercourse, the man pulls out and yells "FINISH HER", spits his man juice in her face, then says "Fatality". If she is a team player, she won't mind making some dying groans.
by Lou Kame April 8, 2009
Get the Mortal Kumbat mug.THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD
MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS
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Get the Chronic Mortality mug.A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*
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