A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.
01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.
02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
by newtdecay December 6, 2007
Get the post mortem sleaze mug.A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
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The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish
by SlenderMF December 2, 2019
Get the ad mortem inimicus mug.The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.
"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"
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Get the Sad mortem inimicus mug.1) Old-Latin that roughly translates to, "to death, my enemy" or "the enemy death"
2) An unblockable attack by the in-game character Lawbringer from the game For Honor released by Ubisoft. The character is mostly played by slack-jawed faggots and has sparked various memes
2) An unblockable attack by the in-game character Lawbringer from the game For Honor released by Ubisoft. The character is mostly played by slack-jawed faggots and has sparked various memes
by Academic Monkey April 2, 2017
Get the ad mortem inimicus mug.Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
by Cordolce April 19, 2013
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