Morning Glory

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."

Morning Glory by 1-uptheguy April 9, 2009

Morning Glory

Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.

Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.

Morning Glory by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

morning glory by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

morning glory by Jake January 20, 2004

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

Morning glory by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

Morning glory by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

Morning Glory

Awakening in the morning after a very good dream, which results in sexual feelings. Also a song by Oasis, a British Indie band, which is about drugs and why people addicted need to "Wake Up" and realise that there is more to life.

Furthermore, "(Whats The Story) Morning Glory" is also an album by Oasis, released in Febuary of the year 2000. It is hailed by many as the greatest of its generation, with some amazing hits such as Roll With It, Champagne Supernova, Dont Look Back In Anger, and of course, possibly their most famous song of all timw, Wonderwall.

All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razorblade (Usually associated with sniffing cocaine)

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Need a little time to wake up, Need a little time to wake up wake up, Need a little time to rest your mind? You know you should so I guess you might as well (Need to get real and realise that drugs arent everything, last line signifies that the person on drugs knows its wrong, and knows they should be off them, so why dont they just do it?)

Well.....Whats the story Morning Glory? (Signifies that drugs are an illusion to make you feel good)

Morning Glory by EchoPark June 28, 2005