Mormonic

The act of being so stereotypically mormon that its moronic.

"That Mormon doesn't own a car, only a bike...thats mormonic."

by Your King, Your all my bitches November 30, 2013

mormonist

the very most mormon

ken is the mormonist guy ever

by rock paper ken July 17, 2004

Mormoning

To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.

Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

by Jsmithstersaltlakemomo July 4, 2009

Mormonia

The state (and rumored theocracy) of Utah.

"Dude, I have to go to Salt Lake."

"Have fun in Mormonia!"

by leggie_blonde August 27, 2009

Morganize

to add pink, bows, misleading innocence, and Abercrombie & Fitch perfume to.

That goth girl REALLY needs to Morganize if she wants to date him.

by MisS MorgaN BrookE October 17, 2010

Mormonic

Having to do with Mormons or their religion/practices.

It is very Mormonic to not drink coffee.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 22, 2007

mormonservative

Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.

Many mormonservatives live in Utah.

by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010