Margot is by far the sweetest, kindest, gentlest person I know. She has the biggest heart and makes you feel like the most important person on earth. She is beautiful. She has a natural beauty that no amount of makeup could touch, and her happiness and kindness makes her the most radiant person ever. She is hardworking, devoted and loyal. She will never let you down. She is funny and has a great sense of humor when you get to know her. She gives the best gifts and advice, and is respectful and never judgemental. She is super smart, too, but doesn't brag or show off. She has great sportsmanship and is good at everything. She us strong, and caring and everything amazing. She us extremely supportive and loving, and everyone should have a Margot in their life.
"Who is the best person I know? Well, is that even a real question? It's Margot, of course!"
"She makes me proud, that Margot. She is perfect."
"She makes me proud, that Margot. She is perfect."
by CaymendRedor December 17, 2018
Get the Margot mug.The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
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A hot-air balloon.
A hot-air balloon.
Luca: Oh, I'm so excited!
Ezekiel: How come?
Luca: I am just going to fly on a mongolfier! want you to come with me?
Ezekiel: Sure! I adore mongolfiers!
Ezekiel: How come?
Luca: I am just going to fly on a mongolfier! want you to come with me?
Ezekiel: Sure! I adore mongolfiers!
by Ezechiel January 18, 2007
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Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
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Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."
by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022
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Get the mongoed mug.Christian says "Adan cut your mogroso ass hair it bothers me!"
Even though nice cars are supposed to park in the visitors spot i spotted Luis mogroso ass truck there!
Even though nice cars are supposed to park in the visitors spot i spotted Luis mogroso ass truck there!
by New noses December 25, 2010
Get the Mogroso mug.turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009
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