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Morganed

"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
by Niffer10 October 7, 2011
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reverse mortgage

To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.
Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"

Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!

Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.
by Nugent J. Niggington December 16, 2008
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Morgane

The most beautiful woman you can ever witness, she is absolute perfection and she can bring happiness and life in a second.
I love Morgane so so so so MUCH
by whoooocareess April 20, 2021
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Reverse Mortgage

An individual dresses up like Magnum P.I., inserts their penis or dildo into their partner’s ass and, upon completion, takes the deed to their partners house.
Tom Selleck enjoys advertising his love for reverse mortgages as a way to pay off debts, medical bills and other expenses without ever being forced to leave your home.
by J Lib February 17, 2022
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Mortgage

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'
Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?
by Big Jim December 20, 2003
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mortgage movie

A movie or set of movies that a high-profile actor/actress performs in purely for the money. Everyone has to pay a mortgage right? Notable examples are Samuel L. Jackson (way too many to count), Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux).
Sam Jackson is headlining Formula 51? What a mortgage movie!
by woodman445 May 15, 2006
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Rust Mortgage

A "classic" car, motorbike, or boat that old farts purchase from one another under the auspices of fixing up and restoring, but is invariably neglected, and allowed to continue to deteriorate upon their own driveway or lot.

AKA junker Fixer Upper project car
"You heard Tim took over a Rust Mortgage? That thing's gonna sit in the grass until it turns to dust."
by PanfrySamurai September 4, 2018
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