Morven

Morven is so gorgeous you won’t believe it. Morven is so kind and generous she will help you out any day. Don’t lose Morven as a friend cause she is an amazing friend and she is so trustworthy it’s unreal. Morven gets along with anyone and she will make your day. All the boys fancy Morven because of her amazing personality and how amazingly stunning she is. You are very lucky is u have Morven as a friend. Xx

“lets Go to the park” said Morven

by Heyyymadudes October 25, 2018

Mordecai

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp

Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.

by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020

guten morgen

good morning in german

"guten morgen"
(good morning.)

by DA GERMAN BOMB November 8, 2010

Mortenism

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021

Mordechai

A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.

Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...

by Estie Defines January 1, 2018

Mordetwi

A meme that has been haunting me for the past few weeks.

Person: Hey have you heard of the mordetwi meme?
Me: 💀

by Ibukiisloveandlife August 19, 2021