moosetart

stupid;dumb

You're a moosetart.

by Chiken Boy November 22, 2011

Moosetart

A person who is stupid, dumb, etc.

Person A: "2+2 is 22!!!"
Person B: "No, it's 4. You're such a moosetart.

by Chiken Boiy December 1, 2011

moosewrestler

when you chase a moose during hunting season and you take it down by wrestling it and choking it to death instead of shooting it, this is the manliest man teat you can do.

i heard you and your brother are moosewrestlers? -yea i guess you can say so

by SomeoneVeryTall October 3, 2017

moosewrestler

A real Nörrlands Pöjk thats wrestling mooses for shit´s and giggles while downing a norrlands guld

-where are you from
-norrlands, sweden
-Ahh, so you´re a fucking moosewrestler
-Fan ta dig

by SovietRocket1963 November 17, 2017

MooseWrestler

A Nörrlands Pöjk who thinks he is cool Bc he wrestled a moose once while chugging a Nörrlands Guld

Bob: Stop being such a MooseWrestler
Egon: But I am so cool for...
Bob: Shut up

by SovietRocket1963 January 3, 2018

MooseMan

Deadly 7 foot angry Canadian person wielding an axe in a Canadian forest at midnight...

John, if your going out tonight, watch out for the MooseMan

by boiboiboiboi21 December 19, 2018

moosetake

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

by QuacksO November 8, 2020