moose knuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.

by ExNWPers July 8, 2005

Moose knuckle

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe.

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.

by Jefferstone January 19, 2017

moose knuckle

When a man has a camel toe because he's wearing something really tight.

Mark proudly showed off his huge moose knuckle in his red bike shorts.

by charlesramsey September 6, 2013

moose knuckle

when an obese lady has camel-toe

that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle

by bob joe's October 16, 2012

Moose knuckles

The guy version of cameltoe.

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!

by Nastynae June 9, 2009

Moose-Knuckle

Camel-toe's fatter, uglier, sister.

Guy 1: See that chick's camel-toe?

Guy 2: Camel-toe? Dude she was so fat she had a Moose-Knuckle!

by mattman_v1 September 8, 2010