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Moonshoes Potter

A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.
Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)
by toadface96 September 20, 2011
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moonshit

-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.

<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>

- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
by Ian Kerr April 19, 2007
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Moonspotting

The act of constantly checking a cryptocurrency price chart to ensure that the price doesn't 'moon' in your absence.

The crypto would likely be a low marketcap shitcoin where setting price alerts would be impossible due to them not being present on any of the major price-tracking sites
My girlfriend thinks I'm studying real hard. Little does she know that I'm secretly Moonspotting when she's not looking
by Stanton_Warrior May 29, 2021
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moonyshot

hottest person ever, one of the funniest mutuals ever, big simp for remus lupin aka "moony", is a ginger baka and is secretly ed sheeran, looks like dobby while dancing, thinks watching marvel on repeat will make her a superhero
moonyshot is ed sheeran, but i just can't prove it.
im so grateful moonyshot is my mutual.
by remsmarsbars September 5, 2021
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moon shot

USed in baseball to describe an absolute towering shot, but usually has to be a homerun, htoguh towering popups can be moon shots as well
Richie Sexon hit an absolute moonshot with that 503 foot homerun.
by Sexy McGil December 15, 2004
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kangaroo moonshoot

Masturbation whilst jumping on the bed or from bed to bed in a hotel and orgasming at the peak of the jump.
Tom: I made reservations at the Holiday Inn.
Kelvin: Dude, you have to change them because I did a kangaroo moonshoot in room 213 and hit the ceiling.
by tangoS April 26, 2014
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Sweaty moon shot

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing
by Big dick pat July 28, 2014
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