moophobia

the strange or irrational fear if the sound a cow makes

cow: moo
person 1: AHH
person 2: what is it
person 1: i have moophobia
person 2: oh that dumb word made up by 13 year old while he was sapost tto be doing his homework?
person 1:sigh...(softly) yes

by confusedmilk May 13, 2020

Mojophobia

Fear of Mojolaoluwa

Guy 1: I have Mojophobia
Guy 2: That's kinda gay ngl

by Moe Lesting February 28, 2022

morbiophobia

The fear of hearing or seeing anything related to the movie known as Morbius or Morbius memes.

He has Morbiophobia.

by evanger September 18, 2022

Monophobia

The fear, or rather disgust by someone who's homophobic, braindead and far-right.

My friends boyfriend doesn't tolerate gay people. I'm starting to develop monophobia!

by reneeeeeeee September 10, 2023

monophobia

When you get that feeling that the binaural beats in the movie are making you feel some type of way because of the chemicals in your body that are used to control you and you realize nobody is busting any of the dealers because they want you high so you won't stand up and protest so you stick a finger in your ear but then you're worried your wife will question why you're doing such a thing?

"another distraction

another fake election"

-hedPe

My friend escaped the mental hospital with one earplug in his left ear. He had monophobia

by Mike Guyver January 28, 2025