Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

monoart

A popular photographic concept on Instagram, involving all shots and images in a purely monochromatic theme, using a black-and-white tone (hence the "mono", from "monochrome") to add contrast, perspective, and/r create an entirely new abstract concept to the capture. However, it isn't simply a "black-and-white" shot. It is intended to be used for greater artistic effect. Invented by a guy named Josh, from Singapore.

#monoart is taking over Instagram by storm. You can put "monoart" on anything to make any ordinary object seem more ideational.

by sonicflood February 19, 2013

Mozart

The greatest musical mind ever to live. Only a handful of people can compare with him in terms of musical proficiancy.

Anyone who denies Mozart's musical supremacy lacks logic.

by 999999999999999999 August 21, 2010

Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

Monarch High School

School in Louisville, CO. Known for having zero athletic ability and not caring. Concerning trend of criminal choir directors. No one comes to class but somehow everyone still has a 6.9 GPA.

Monarch High School kids have an unhealthy obsession with Chick-fil-a.

by skoyotes January 20, 2019

Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014