Muntadon

The mighty Muntadon was once a great beast that roamed modern day North America. It was said to be nearly a hundred feet tall, and demanded much of respect. His claws and talons killed thousands. Many of those who remember the great creature still shake in their boots when his name is mentioned. All hail the mighty Muntadon!

Ford: "Do you remember when the great Muntadon first attacked?"

MRI Machine: "Aye, twas a day I shall not soon forget..."

by George Beetlefump September 2, 2021

montano

A guy with a sweaty nut sack

That guy had such a montano

by Big booty ginger man April 27, 2014

Montanan exit

As friendly as folks are in Montana, they always stop to say hello, usually on horseback, and then quickly go on about their business. Perhaps fishing, hunting, checking cattle, or fencing.

Jeremiah, let’s stop by Willie’s, but make a Montanan Exit, I’m going fishing in the morning.

by Terms of the West August 18, 2022

Montabon

Another word for retarded/stupid as fuck.

Vanessa: “I heard if you kick a guy in the nuts his future babies will come out bad!”

Brittney: “What type of montabon shit is that V?!”

by Eriss Sani’ May 21, 2024

montador

It comes from the Portuguese Language used to define a man that treats women as objects.
The word came from the azorean band Do Re Mi, that had a song "Ela chamou o Montador"

"Então e a Laura? Ela ja arranjou um Montador?"
"O João é um Montador!"

by MrDoodles July 21, 2024

Montanan Mouthwash

When the female partner in a relationship puts her discharge in a shot glass and the male partner puts his own dingleberries in the same shot glass as the discharge, they both lick the shot glass clean simultaneously without swallowing or spitting the combination of the discharge and the dingleberries. The partner who has licked up the least amount must swish and gargle the mixture in their mouth, even the rest of the concoction licked up from the winners mouth.

Hey babe I'm feeling playful and competitive lets do a montanan Mouthwash

by Laney Phen January 9, 2025

Manbandonment

Manbandonment (noun)

A coined term and portmanteau of man and abandonment, describing the experience of being emotionally, relationally, or situationally abandoned by a man—often following intimacy, commitment signals, or reliance.

Manbandonment refers less to a single act and more to the impact of sudden withdrawal—silence, disengagement, or disappearance that leaves unresolved emotional weight.

“He didn’t explain, he just disappeared—classic manbandonment.”
“That wasn’t a breakup, it was manbandonment.”
“They're healing from manbandonment, not heartbreak.”

by Rachel Anne Doyon January 25, 2026