The male counterpart to the mistress. This can be either the male partner in a love affair or a title given to a guy who is with another guy more than the guy's girlfriend is.
Jimmy went with his manstress Tim to the movies again, while Sara sat at home watching television with her parents.
by Colto22 May 17, 2009
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by coloradojules January 5, 2007
Get the manstress mug.Montussy derives from the meme "One thicc bih" meme rising to popularity during the summer of 2018. The success of this term can be attributed to two triplet boys the other triplet girl of which had no involvement. The identity of these two young men is not at my liberty to release as the they are very serous about their reputation due to college stigma, this in addition to the fact that I am very scared of them and they would ruthlessly expose me. However, as for the term the suffix "ussy" makes any subject it is attached to the female genitalia of that particular subject regardless of the assigned sex of that subject or object may have. In this case our subject "mont" is short for "monty" which is a shortened version of the last name Montgomery. "monty" derives from the nick name of Montgomery but later used for a Clash Royal username for a boy associated with the two triplet boys. Finally the use of the word has much different use than its roots as it can be used in many different situation and is for the most part used to add a garnish to a joke or for pure antagonizing behavior with the justification of a joke. Further this term has great history with in the friend group driving from Hudson, Ohio High school.
by dushy montussy September 22, 2019
Get the montussy mug.That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.
Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
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2) A combination of monstrosity and enormous.
2) A combination of monstrosity and enormous.
Cheesecake Factory Salads are fucking monstrosorous.
This one guy was high as shit and mispronounced monstrosity. He then gave the world monstrosorous which made the mispronunciation a monstrosorous blessing in disguise.
This one guy was high as shit and mispronounced monstrosity. He then gave the world monstrosorous which made the mispronunciation a monstrosorous blessing in disguise.
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