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monscrat

Originated from a pet moth on a girls holiday in Spain circa 1996. The Moth was thought to be cheeky and appeared up to mischief. From then the name has been used to describe friends, colleagues and people who appear to be up no good or doing something naught. A monscrat isn't necessarily a bad person in fact it can often be used to describe a good person. In its simplest form a monscrat is someone who is fun, cheeky, has a wee naughty glint in their eye and enjoys life.
There are several examples the 1st could be used to describe an upcoming night out "I am getting monscratted tonight" Or "See him with the funky hair dancing about- he's a defo monscrat". "Check that crew over there - total monscrats!!'"Oh doll I only went out for one drink after work last night and didnt stagger home til 3am after drinking, smoking - when not supposed to be smoking and stealing a sandwich from the corner shop - I was MONSCRATTOD!!'
by monscrat mumf February 20, 2010
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Monserat

Monserat’s are very kind to other people. She is self conscious, and she avoids conflict. She makes friends very easily. She has a very soft and low voice. Make sure not to lose Monserat because she will light your day if you are down. She has a very soft laugh, it would want to make you say awwww just from her laugh. She doesn’t really like to fight, because she wants to keep all her friends.
You: I’m a little sad today.

Your friend: go talk to Monserat. She’ll cheer you right up
by itstrueppl March 23, 2021
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Monsterate

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.
by The Lone Will February 26, 2011
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Menstrator Explainer

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about
You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.
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manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
by Greyson January 4, 2008
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menstbrate

men-st-brate /men-st-breyte/
-verb -at⋅ed, -at⋅ing
to perform the act of masturbation while on the menstrual cycle; the act of pleasing oneself while menstruating.
I menstbrated while I was on my period yesterday.
by eixxam April 19, 2009
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Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
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