Monologue

A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds.

by Alex J. Burton November 20, 2009

monologued

To be ambushed and forced to listen to a loud, eccentric, sometimes scary monologue. Established during Towerhill 's evening of the arts, made famous by a hippie monologue speaking of P.O.T. and pain in the groin

Ashley monologued me when I was just standing there. I was so freaked out.

by THS4eva May 14, 2005

vagina monologues

A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.

I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again

by Randag February 17, 2005

manologue

definition given to the actions of a male who insists on lecturing, often condescendingly and especially to females, on everything, regardeless of whether or not it needs it in an effort to expound his knowledge of every subject.

a manologue is a long-winded description of a task to be conducted with every 'i' dotted and 't' crossed when a simple statement will suffice

by SparkVark December 25, 2010

monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

momologue

when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores

person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.

by KemKitty November 9, 2014

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011