Serial Monogamy

The practice of being absolutely faithful to the one you are with... at the moment
Jojo: Except when she is with John, Joe, Steve or Wyatt, Nicole is pretty faithful to Tim.

Doris: Dude, that's Serial Monogamy!
by WngsThtWrk April 08, 2010
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Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.
When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.
by iviesmith October 25, 2011
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Monogamy Slut

n. a girl that doesn't feel like a whore if she only sleeps with her "boyfriend", no matter how many of those she has.
She was only with dozens of guys this year but it's ok, they were all her boyfriends at the time, so the monogamy slut didn't feel like a whore.
by The Bosworth January 24, 2011
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Dirty Monogamy

This term refers to couples that engage in deviant sexual acts and practices for physical pleasure and/or a psychological thrill. The sexual acts and practices may involve other people, animals, and/or inanimate objects. Also, they may be consensual/non-consensual, distressing, extremely dangerous, disturbing, and/or socially inappropriate. Dirty Monogamy includes (but not limited to):

Voyeurism

Exhibitionism

Frotteurism

Fetishism

Pedophilia

Masochism

Sadism

Transvestism
Zoophilia

Necrophilia

Paraphilia NOS
Examples of Dirty Monogamy are Couples that practice "swinging" or "mate-swapping", having sex in public places, performing BDSM, or role-reversal/role-playing.
by Ocean Darksun September 24, 2011
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Aquarius Monogamy

A term describing "semi-ethical"cheating. It's when a someone cheats on their partner, but is completely upfront and honest about it.
Jack displayed aquarius monogamy when he asked Jill to buy some more condoms, because he used the other ones, when he slept with Alice.
by el samich dirty January 30, 2023
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local monogamy

The idea that one can only have one partner in one place
I adhere to local monogamy: I have one partner in California and one in Europe.
by snapebysnape November 13, 2023
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Collaborative Monogamy

A symbiotic relationship found in the concept of vastness where both partners benefit. Each person in the relationship is enabled to be their best selves through collaboration, communication and openness. This kind of relationship is founded on the principles of balance and harmony.
Collaborative Monogamy is the best way to find freedom in a relationship.

Relationships only succeed when both parties are happy and collaborative monogamy achieves that
by Vasthoe June 12, 2022
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