*see monkeyhole
Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
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People, normally named Jason, who regularly had their heads put down the toilet in school.
This would happen due to the fact they thought they were flashy, but were actually twats
Pronounced Mung-clover rather than monk-lover, unless of course he’s gay and has slept with a monk
This would happen due to the fact they thought they were flashy, but were actually twats
Pronounced Mung-clover rather than monk-lover, unless of course he’s gay and has slept with a monk
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Monkey's are crazy animals. Almost as crazy as space bats. Are they not funny how they prance around? Almost like humans but not quite.
Monkey love is the love of craziness. You should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming "Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey".
Monkey's are crazy animals. Almost as crazy as space bats. Are they not funny how they prance around? Almost like humans but not quite.
Monkey love is the love of craziness. You should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming "Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey".
1) Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey.
2) Monkey loooooooove yeah! Whoooo yeah. Come on. Pass the ale
2) Monkey loooooooove yeah! Whoooo yeah. Come on. Pass the ale
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Get the DonkeyLover mug.1. An illegal act which involves having sex with a monkey. Made legal if the monkey wears a trilby.
2. Courtney Love's grandfather
2. Courtney Love's grandfather
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