Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

by AntiGop February 11, 2021

monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

by mattly August 19, 2008

MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

Monkey Dick

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!

2. Dont be such a monkey dick.

3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.

4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.

by Waster Faceter October 14, 2010

monkeylicious

the delicious qualities of a monkey

thats monkeylicious

by psymonos March 12, 2003

african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011