monk

something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)
Johnny steps on ur shoe in class.. instead of "damn you mothereffer" you say " damn you MONK!"
by Kimberly An May 17, 2005
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Her monk was stank. nahmean?
by D5 January 29, 2003
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a name used by boys for the vagina
yo man i heard you be eatin da monk!!!
by Vanessa Viera August 29, 2005
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there are many kinds of monks...

there's an honorable one, little ones and ones that are in charge of the little ones...

they're supposed to be the good looking population... though no one likes to admit it. they live and die an honorable life, but are not destined to go to hell so they have a pure and easy life. would i love that!!!!!! but i'm not a guy

i didnt know they had to shave their head/hair, cos i thought they got to do anything with their own black(!!!) hair. so valuable! and they are soooo cute!! they look so... young and cute.

not only are they cool and can act but they are really good cooks!!! gee i'd love to be a monk, but there are many reasons why i can't be one -_-

and unlike many beliefs and desires, monks can just walk into anyone's house and perform an exorcism. ain't that great!!! and i dont even know what monks are anymore but i know one thing I LOVE THME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never marry a monk

i want to marry a monk

monks are cool

monks suck
by crazy_4_iu April 30, 2007
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To be pissed off, you might go round in a Monk(ish) state.

To have a monk, is to be pissed off and shot it!

unrelated to real monks who i'm sure are lovely people
Jessie is having a real funking munk. Why doesn't sheer cheer the fuck up!
by cjklee March 07, 2005
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Short for "monkey"; a derogative term applied to humans, typically males. Not related to the religious persons in monasteries.
You monk, don't screw that up again!
by hdsokwadls August 09, 2006
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Is the peculiar sounding mating call of the animal Retard retardona. It is usually shouted out (but sometimes whispered) casually between members of the species. Only three members of the species exist, as the whole race disappeared with the dawn of human intelligence. The three members live, learn and mate within the compounds of the campion enterprise and go by the names of Theo, Matthew and Bassim.
Theo: MONK!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
Theo: MONK!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
by Prince Harry February 04, 2005
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