Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009

Sex Mongoar

A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.

Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"

by NicoleMongoarOfSex March 14, 2011

montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

mongosarge

A police sergeant in a small town, who is retard-like in appearance with giant Dumbo-the-Elephant type ears. He is also of poor intelligence and anti-social in behavior.

Mongosarge stopped me the other day, but he's so stupid he didn't see the bag of weed in my center console.

by turfkey November 19, 2006

mofotard

Motherf*cking retard; someone who is uncannily mean and stupid; used when you don't feel like or aren't in a position to curse.

Herman was being a major mofotard when he insulted his friend about her age.

by ACShore August 16, 2010

Monotaro

One of Monokuma’s fucking kids. I think Monotaro is the favorite

Some fucking dude:Do you have a favorite monokub?

Some other fucking dude:Yeah,Monotaro!

by Bunnytenko February 11, 2021

mongletard

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006