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Don't get your honey where you get your money. 

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.
Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

No money, no honey. 

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.
Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.
No money, no honey. by Mike2468 August 26, 2013

he loved his honey, but she loved money 

it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.

On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*

bout-tad-money, honey

bout-tad-money,honey: Ones action, attitude, and behavior that’s consistent with another’s money wealth, and status.
She hardly noticed me in high school, but now that I own my own company, she’s all over me. I guest it’s bout-tad-money, honey.

honey-monkey 

honey-monkey by eaaaaa February 19, 2011