Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011

Monocle Smile

An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.

When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,

Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,

MONOCLE SMILE"

Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,

MONOCLE SMILE!

by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010

Monocle

CCP's most blatant and obvious attempt to milk the players of their MMO EVE - Online, of their real life money.

The monocle is an in-game vanity item that is only available through a special currency (AUR).
The monocle costs about 12000 AUR, which = 4 PLEX = ~70.00 usd (35.00 per plex).

The monocle has caused insane amounts of uproar and frustration in the EVE Online community, and has found its place in several articles comparing it to the infamous Horse Armour scandal (2.50 usd) which was about 18 times cheaper.

Wow! CCP is charging over 70 usd for an internet monocle
Dude that monocle is 18 times more than the infamous Horse Armour!

Bro we just got monocled by CCP,

by monoclemaster June 22, 2011

Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.

I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!

by The Big TMG September 25, 2013

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

monocle lewinsky

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.

Monica gave Bill a monocle lewinsky.

by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014

moncleezy

a nickname for the designer brand moncler which is commonly used by the artist “autumn” or twinuzis

Hey Rino I just got some new Moncleezy for the winter it’s starting to get cold.

by ksmiles September 23, 2020