mon

a swear word thats not a swear word but use it when your pissed off in one of those ''not really pissed off'' ways at your friends.

(steph steals hayley's phone)
hayley: ah give it back ya mon!

by xXxCAITLYNxXx September 20, 2008

MON MON MON

the opposite of NOM NOM NOM; upchucking; punking; blowing chunks; throwing up

Dude 1: Dude are you ok?
Dude 2: MON MON MON

by spagetti_cat_lover99659780 January 18, 2009

mon mon mon

Throwing up. Opposite of nom nom nom.

Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!

by waterdude125 July 6, 2010

mon then

Scottish. A phrase commonly used by neds when wanting to 'kick some cunts heed in'.

mon then ya wee mad rocket.

by iydkmigthtky November 11, 2004

mon the..

a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.)

'Mon the.. Biffy!'
'Mon the.. Fratellis!'

by Penda March 2, 2009

mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...

by Jake January 15, 2004

the Mon

Pittsburghese for the Monongahela River, one of the famous "Three Rivers" that, along with the Allegheny and the Ohio, runs through the 'Burgh. Can also refer to the Mon Incline.

I took the Mon up to Mt. Washington enat.

by emsee November 16, 2006