by yolkmaster May 30, 2018
Get the Mumbus mug.One who possesses the ancient power of mom-bending. Mombenders usually focus their energy on friends' moms, teachers, etc.
A: Jacks been staying over at my house every night for the past two weeks!
B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...
A: FML.
B: Really? I heard hes a mombender...
A: FML.
by dessert_foxx July 9, 2011
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Get the Momulence mug.(v.) When, on facebook, someones facebook page gets creeped on by their mom, especially when a mom uses her facebook friend-status to look at the pictures, posts and statuses of her child/children to gain information that the child did not want his/her mother to know.
mombooking, mombooked.
mombooking, mombooked.
Girl 1(status update): party tonight! its gonna be awesome!
Girl 2(comment): yeah were gonna get more wasted than last time!! maybe we can find some more guys that will take us back to their place!
Mother of Girl 1(comment): you aren't going anywhere tonight, call me right now!
girl 2(comment): oooh, mombooking FTL :-(
Girl 2(comment): yeah were gonna get more wasted than last time!! maybe we can find some more guys that will take us back to their place!
Mother of Girl 1(comment): you aren't going anywhere tonight, call me right now!
girl 2(comment): oooh, mombooking FTL :-(
by 59842 December 29, 2009
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