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Moloroid

Person 1: oh he’s naked
Person 2: oh he must be a moloroid
by Henry and bob March 7, 2020
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Human Molotov

The act of forcing a person to drink 1 gal. of flammable liquid, shoving any flammable fabric down their esophagus leaving some hanging from the mouth, and setting the fabric ablaze.
"I was curious to try the human molotov on my alcoholic father since he recently came back from the bar."
by Panini :) April 24, 2019
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Motoko

Major Motoko Kusanagi (Kusanagi Motoko) is a fictional Japanese character in Masamune Shirow's Ghost in the Shell anime and manga series. She is a cyborg employed as the squad leader of Public Security Section 9, a fictional division of the real Japanese National Public Safety Commission.

She is voiced by Atsuko Tanaka in the movies and the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex series. In the English dubbing of the film, Mimi Woods provides the voice, and in the Bandai dub of the Stand Alone Complex TV series, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn is the voice actress.
Major Motoko Kusanagi: "If a technological feat is possible, man will do it. Almost as if it's wired into the core of our being."
by drenath February 8, 2008
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Molotov everything

To destroy everything with crude means, such as by using molotov cocktails.
I am furious with him. I will go to his place and molotov everything!
by EliasG July 20, 2018
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Molotov everything

The solution for any problem. Originated on the totse.com Bad Ideas forum.
Totse Poster 1: ..Blah blah... So, what should I do now?
Totse Poster 2: MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!!
by DR February 11, 2005
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Molko Unit

A molko unit (mU) is a unit of time first used by some magnet students on a visit to MIT, but has since then swept the east coast of the US. Most importantly, the amount of time that a single molko unit occupies is subject to change, which is what makes this unit of time both versatile and extremely annoying.

Problems can sometimes arise with molko units, as anyone can simply assign an arbitrary length of time to a molko. Therefore, statements regarding time made by molko users will sometimes lead users of the inferior second/minute/hour method astray.

To simplify things and cut down on confusion, experienced molko users tend to gravitate towards one certain length of time for the molko unit, called the Common molko. The exact value of the Common molko (Cm) is unknown; however, it is said to be somewhere around 4.27 seconds.

The origin of the molko unit's name is uncertain, but the widely accepted belief is that it was named for some second-rate anime/manga character by one of his fangirls. There are also some rumors of other related units of time, such as the decamolko, which is always larger than the standard molko, and the millimolko, which is always smaller. These are merely rumors, however.
Fred: Hey, you got the time?
Amy: Yeah, it's 10 to 2.
--Later--
Fred: Can I get the time again?
Amy: Umm... Oh, 10 to 2.
Fred: What?! How?!
Amy: Molko units are flexible and capable of frequent change. In my book, it's always 10 to 2.
Fred: ... Whatever, you need some help.
by The_Awkward_Swan May 16, 2009
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Momoko

A Momoko is Japanese. She's outgoing, nice, and a bit socially awkward, but in a very cute way. When you first see a Momoko, you don't think much. After a while though, Momoko will kill you. You will die of overwhelming cuteness. It comes in waves off of her. Momoko will probably takes her shoes off in class to get comfortable, lays her head down on the desk to write, smiles alot, and always says "bless you" when someone sneezes.

She speaks her mind and is tough as fuck. So tough, you want to get through to her. As bad as it sounds, you're going to want to see a Momoko be sad and open. So sad she wont give a shit who'll comfort her, she'd just want comfort. When you meet a Momoko, you're going to want to be the one who hugs the shit out of her, protect her, never let her go, and cuddle her butt so hard it loses circulation.
Momokos have an asian sense of style. (black stocking and daisy dukes, uggs, cute sweaters, leggings and skirts) When she puts on glasses you'll be dead. Her resemblance of a cute asian wife will kill you.
Joe: Dude, Momoko said she's making mochi. And she's givin some to me xD
John: Shit, really? Luckyy
by Hong-Zeng November 27, 2012
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