molester

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities

"Is my husband a child molester?"

by Babyloo May 19, 2014

molestery

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.

Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!

by bigrudy April 8, 2010

molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Meleemaster

A male with a small body and a minuscule penis. This person will often claim he is a master when it comes to sexual intercourse but the truth is that he will remain a virgin his whole life.

Inu often boasted that he was a master when it came to sex, but we all knew he was a meleemaster.

by Thatguyist May 11, 2008

child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007