Mogabomb

A very sloppy lip from a dipping tobacco can packed by someone who has very unstable, twitchy hands.

Person 1: That mogabomb is all over your mouth. I would pull that if I were you.

Person 2: I know dude I gotta take this out.

by Hiesenburg November 5, 2011

mojave desert

The hottest place on goddamn earth

Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside

by casportsfan July 13, 2014

Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015

Mojack

Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.

That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.

by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007

MOAB

Mother of All Bombs. Used in Afghanistan to fuck ISIS up.

"That MOAB is 20,000 pounds of freedom".

by FilthyFrancisofTheFilth April 13, 2017

Mojang

Most best known as the company that created the popular game, Minecraft.

Gamer 1: Dammit!

Gamer 2: What happened?

Gamer 1: A stupid creeper blew up my minecraft house! Why did Mojang have to put creepers in this game?

by Creeperssuck5150 April 27, 2012

MOAB

Mouth on Ass and Balls

“Good luck”
“Yeah I’m gonna need it. I can’t feel my legs”
“I call that the moab because..”
“Yeah I know I just had sex with you, you don’t need to say it out loud”
-Archer

by MarvelousMars November 3, 2017