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Get the mojados mug.Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside
by casportsfan July 13, 2014
Get the mojave desert mug.The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.
"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"
by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015
Get the Mojave Muncher mug.Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.
That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.
by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007
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Gamer 1: A stupid creeper blew up my minecraft house! Why did Mojang have to put creepers in this game?
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by Creeperssuck5150 April 27, 2012
Get the Mojang mug.Acronym (Men of Juggernaut Airsoft Group) used as and adjective to describe something that is obviously better than the rest, existing solely to be destructive or intimidating, or is more metal than Dethklok.
"He was banging her like an 800lb gorilla with a chainsaw for a dick -- it was the most MoJAG thing I've ever seen."
by Cajunofficer December 4, 2011
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