moisturiser

I always thought it was cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

by An Oil of Olay Representative September 15, 2003

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

Moisturiser Bomb

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

Moisturiser

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009

Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

by Bootles December 30, 2005