manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

by king j$ July 26, 2010

Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

by Bootles December 30, 2005

Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

Happy Mixture

A South African word for lean, which is a mixture of codiene and soda.

1. We're just sippin' on a happy mixture.
2. Yo bro are you in the mood for a happy mixture?

by Flakes July 22, 2019

Put the meat back in the mixture

What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang

Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"

by Fearinc April 2, 2019

mixture

Who the hell looks up "mixture" on urban dictionary? That's a job for Dictionary.com, good sir. Kids these days...

Mixing mixtures makes mixed emotions

by chuckpudge October 8, 2015