Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

Mirage

Awesome guy with an awesome haircut that makes awesome jokes and fights in the outlands for fame using his hologram.

Yo mate who won the latest game in the outlands?
I think it was Mirage.

by Nemunas the god of reverse UNO June 9, 2020

URBAN MIRAGE

When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.

Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"

by CHRIS .O October 18, 2008

Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

mitraillette

(1) God like food, generally containing a foot long bun, salad, some type of mayo or sauce, some form of meat or meat by product, hot chips and more mayo or sauce.
Enjoyed by drunks, stoners, students and such

(2) French for Machine Gun

(1)mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh mmmmmmmmmmmm chomp chomp mrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nom nom nom

noise made by person eating mitraillette

or
dude, im hungry lets get some fat big mitraillette and a big bottle of beer

yes

by chick chick chick chicken April 14, 2008

Mitra

The best in the whole Universe

Mitra Rezaei

by MitiJoon December 3, 2021

Mirage

A character in Apex Legends that is one of the purchasable characters. Mirage's passive ability is, that when he is knocked down, spawns a decoy and cloaks you so that you can get away. His Tactical ability is to send a decoy that copies whatever you are doing as him e.g crouch walking or sliding. When his decoy is killed by any means it reveals the enemies location and is useful if you send it into a nox trap, revealing the Caustic's location. His ultimate is Vanishing Act, which cloaks him and sends out a team of decoys to distract the enemies, making ambushes, sneak attacks, or escapes, but shooting de-activates the cloak.

Mirage: *Sends out a decoy*
Mirage: Go bambloo, Babool, bandoo- Go trick them!

by Dededestructive October 17, 2019