Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.

Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Mistress

Side hoe

I'm married but I love my "mistress" more

by TheRealFerro December 17, 2014

mistress

Entity semanticly and physicaly highly related as per example below.

A Mistress is someone that stands between a "mister" and a "matress".

by Martnovich April 17, 2006

Mistress

A female in charge of her sex slave

I am mistress sex slave and she tell me what to do so I please her

by Lick her April 20, 2015

Mistress

Mistress: "The Miss between the Mister and the Mattress"

My recent ex girlfriend told me she felt like my Mistress as athough my old relationship is completely over and has been for years, I am still a "room mate" with that person and our daughter as we sort things out.. I would see her, we would do things together, have fun, then I would have to come home to my house with my other ex still in it.. not the best way to start a relationship..

She got tired of being the Mistress while I was working on sorting things out..

I still get a chuckle when I think of this!

My Mistress is no more.. I'm gonna "Miss" her but am ready to find me another Mistress to be happy with!

by DisKimBobulated September 4, 2011

Mistress

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.

A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019

Sinistrous Mistress

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011