misery business 

An awesome song written by Paramore

Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"

misery business by KyleBos January 2, 2008

misery shopper 

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

misery shopper by wobotron January 15, 2010

Misery Wank 

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

Misery Wank by Kingbot December 30, 2008

Misery Bitch (female) 

A woman from which misery, and all bad things eminates from. She will do anything and everything to make a single, or many men's lives hell.

Often the cause of disfunctional relations with-in a group of friends.

He's been a total downer ever since his misery bitch (female) moved in.

Misery Bitch (female) by Mav89 December 4, 2010

misery guts 

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

misery guts by Klausey September 15, 2009

misery dick 

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

misery dick by Anonandon October 3, 2009

misery index

a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.

The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.

During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.

misery index by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009