Guy that usually walks around with his hands in his pockets. He is the owner of multiple v-necks he wears on a daily basis. He is boyishly good looking. There is also a high probability that he smokes cigarettes and plays guitar, but for some reason does not use his musical ability to draw women closer to him. You will more than likely spend your entire life wondering what made that person so interesting, even though you knew nothing about him.
girl in coffee house: Man..I wonder who that guy was who performing tonight..I tried to talk to him before he left but he was gone before I could get to him...what a mysterious character.
by Guy with a v-neck June 19, 2008
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J-dog:I just love Les Mis SO MUCH!!!
Patsy: I would get that checked out. You might have les miseritis.
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J-dog:I just love Les Mis SO MUCH!!!
Patsy: I would get that checked out. You might have les miseritis.
by Les Mis January 27, 2013
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When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009
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by Don Everest April 4, 2005
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Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
by Work Head December 1, 2018
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Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.
by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004
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When you are beyond mad and beyond serious.
A look you give when you are really mad and serious and the same time.
Gamer Joe and his squad was getting close to the tournament win for big money, then the best played got eliminated. In his anger, Joe broke his cameras. We couldn't see his face, but he sound extremely maserious.
She was so furious she looked maserious!
When you are beyond mad and beyond serious.
A look you give when you are really mad and serious and the same time.
Gamer Joe and his squad was getting close to the tournament win for big money, then the best played got eliminated. In his anger, Joe broke his cameras. We couldn't see his face, but he sound extremely maserious.
She was so furious she looked maserious!
by Galaxy DTL December 30, 2021
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