The termination of a recent meal through a normal bodily function that can be caused by either vomiting or urgent and sometimes violent diarrhea. It can include any meal of the day as breakfast miscarriage, lunch miscarriage or dinner miscarriage, but is, in general, a meal miscarriage. It usually occurs anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes after a meal and is either the result of a flu bug or the result of the body attempting to protect itself from a bad bacteria or food poisoning in the stomach or intestinal tract.
John: Did you see Bill running for the bathroom after eating that rare steak?
Jim: I'm not surprised. I think the chef used a shotgun on it and called it done! That's got to be a true meal miscarriage!
Jim: I'm not surprised. I think the chef used a shotgun on it and called it done! That's got to be a true meal miscarriage!
by chezo October 20, 2009
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by drop it on the one August 27, 2008
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A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
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by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
by coining buttress January 25, 2011
Get the Beard Miscarriage mug.it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.
by veggieness May 15, 2005
Get the miscarriage mug.The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006
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