Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.

Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.

by JRKJR October 24, 2009

micro depression

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad

-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"

by Dplkrz February 16, 2021

mirror wank

pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.

'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'

by joshco95 November 11, 2013

Microbiomes

Microbiomes are the longest known alien form of life. As in any life form, there are good and evil. Microbiomes aka aliens, are known for their voracious cannabalistic appetite. Crediting their mere exsistance to their unique ability to multiple at a rapid rate while feasting on other microbiomes. Human DNA is the prime rib of their main menu followed by your dog. The best line of defense agaisnst these resilient beings is to WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

Danielle didn't care if Jims microbiomes were infectionusly infesting his sinuses, she was gonna kiss him anyway.

by D-tothe-L February 25, 2017

Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

by Umbbro July 20, 2017

Done with mirrors

1. To give up blow

2. An act or illusion performed using mirrors.

3. Aerosmith's 1985 album, which marked the return of guitarist Joe Perry.

The day I die is the day I'll be done with mirrors

by igotatreemonmyhouse1980 May 10, 2014

microbrew

1. n. Beer which is produced locally in small quantities or breweries and not nationally distributed. Oposite of Budweiser or Labatts. Served mostly in local bars, Brasseries, and at beer festivals. Can also be obtained through mail order clubs on the net.

Damn, that Saint-Ambroise is a good Microbrew.

by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005