Hair problems? Just take the new street drug I invented called Mirage. It
will dehydrate you until you look like you have perfect Disney
Ariel bangs in the
mirror while simultaneously lowering your credit score.
Karen looked in the
mirror and wondered, am I actually
mermaid.. what is a credit card.. look at this
stuff, isn't it neat? The Mirage was not her credit score or the drug, she is looking for electricity and a mirror under the sea!