Minimum Wage

The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

minimum wage

$5.15 per hour: what Michael Reppert/ mexicans earn in a hard day's work

You're earning minimum wage at the golf course? That's nothin... that's how much I paid your mom last night.

by Drew November 13, 2003

minimum wage

anyone that honestly believes minimum wage doesn't hurt the economy seriously needs to take an economics class.

progressives will continue to harm our nation's economy if they keep coming up with bad ideas like minimum wage.

by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008

15$ Minimum Wage

Something that McDonald's employees (who either didn't try in high school or just dropped out) want not knowing how much it will fuck up the economy.

Guy: These people who work at my local Mcdonald's are out here protesting for 15$ minimum wage, no wonder they ended up here.

by Kopias May 28, 2018

Minimum Wage Brer

A minimum wage brer is a similar to the terms wasteman and any-guy. Basically a General Loser.

Jasdeep: "Oi, Salim. What was the Quantum Physics Homework?"
Salim: "Bruv, your some Minimum Wage Brer."

by Rouny September 17, 2006

Minimum wage glaze

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

by Read and Write January 27, 2020

Minimum Wageitis

The lost of will to work for terrible undeserving pay knowing a job with better pay awaits.

I can't wait to start my new job as I now have minimum wageitis with my current job.

by IXI J CoRe IXI December 18, 2012