maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes

Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!

by krissy September 29, 2003

maximilliano

a male who has a very small but fat chode. one is is unable to do more than one thing while having sex, or even making out. maximilliano is very immature, though he may try and act cool, he is usually a really weird guy. ladies, if you find a man named maximilliano run away and never turn back. he is most likely going to turn gay.

I 'hung out' with maximilliano and he sucked at everything! what a faggot.

by dicksuckinglesbianman February 23, 2011

maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!

Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.

by krissy September 29, 2003

Maximillian Syndrome

uncontrollable fucking up of public and or private places

usually offsetted by the presence of other people.

You will know who did it because there will be loud screaming, general chaos and other horrible, horrible things. DO NOT LET HIM NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR ANYTHING YOU OWN. EVER.

"AH MY GOD MY ROOM! IT WAS CLEAN 5 SECONDS AGO"

-looks to friend playing xbox-
"YOU MAXIMILLIAN SYNDROME BASTARD!"

by EvilBearsInTheForest! October 4, 2011

Maximillian

Someone who secretly wets the bed

Person1: did maximillian have a wet dream?

Maximillians Mum: no Maximillian wets the bed.

by Hi i December 4, 2019

Maximillian

Very very very annoying smelly and weird. If you know the Maximilian I am sorry for you.

A defining feature of Maximillian is they are annoying

by 98839jett November 23, 2021

MaximillianMus

MaximillianMus is the sexiest person to ever live and he's everyone idol oh yeah yeah. He roams the world and will ever do oh yeah yeah. If anybody talk shit about MaximillianMus in public or on the internet, you'll be haunted for the rest of your life oh yeah yeah. MaximillianMus might even start a war against you oh yeah yeah

Randi kid: Hi!
MaximillianMus: Go and fuck yourself oh yeah yeah

by ItzMe123Yeah January 22, 2019