A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.
1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
by stghm October 7, 2008
Get the Mini Coopers mug.Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014
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More like a little run around R.C. car than a $20,000 midget-mobile. You could sell those things at radio shack for gods sake.
by NateK July 28, 2005
Get the mini cooper S mug.Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)
by Gav August 5, 2003
Get the Mini Cooper S mug.Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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A massive Aston villa fan and loves Croatia and hates Liverpool. His least favourite player is steven Jerrad .
A Mini cooper is a idot
by William Wigger March 8, 2021
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