Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Roll Over Munchies

When you get so high that you pass out and wake up the next morning hungrier then a fucking bear

"Shit dude, I'm so fucking hungry, I've got those roll over munchies"

"Yeah me too man"

by StonerDreams May 17, 2010

Menchie and Zyler

1.) The cats of YouTuber Simply Nailogical. Menchie is the more frequently talked about young female brown and white cat, and Zyler is the lesser known older male orange cat.

2.) Simply Nailogical's main two original holographic nail polishes

Holosexual #1: Oh my god, did you see Simply Nailogical' s Snapchat story?

Holosexual #2: Yeah! Menchie And Zyler were so cute!

by whymustiuseapseudonym June 14, 2017

Metal Munchies

When you really need to ear some metal music.

-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party

by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009

Merfle Munchie

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.

dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie

by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010

Minchismi

Often a group of five, Minchismi’s are a cult with a well known affinity for scrapbooking and humans with large noses. If you have an abnormally sized nose BEWARE! the minchismi’s generally have good eyesight and will scuttle towards any large nosed individual sighted and promptly begin to scrapbook them. If you are sneaky you may be able to peak inside their scrapbook to find their questionable drawings though they may also begin to peck you if they see.

Jerry: “Are you a Minchismi?”
Barbra: “Of course! I do love large noses.”

by BarbraBoggy28 May 25, 2021

Joe Munchies

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.

Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021