millennium adult

Someone born in the new millennium (Year 2000) whose about to turn 18 in 2018!

We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.

Ryan to Dave: Dude did you know people born in 2000 will be adults!!!!
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?

by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017

Millennium Dome

An expensive, ill advised, universally hated, embarrassment that you wish would just disapear.

It's all gone dome shaped.

Don't mention the dome.

by anonymous August 28, 2003

Millennium adult

An adult who was born in the new millennium (Born on January 1, 2000 or later). Typically, someone born in the new millennium becomes a millennium adult when he or she reaches the age 18 (In most countries).

Scott to Mom: Hey mom.
Mom to Scott: Hey my baby, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 17 you are growing up so fast!
Scott to Mom: Actually mom....I'm 18.
Mott to Scott: Wait, no you aren't.

Scott to Mom: Yes I am mom. I was born in 2000, not 2001.

Mom to Scott: Oh no...my baby is a millennium adult (vomits)_
Scott to Mom: Are you alright mother?

by MexicanJunior December 30, 2017

light millennium

The distance light travels in 1,000 years, or 1 millennium.

1,000 light years is 1 light millennium. The Milky Way Galaxy is 100 light millenniums in diameter.

by He who knows11 September 15, 2019

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

Millennium Falcon

Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker

I let her ride on the Millennium Falcon.

by crazynsc August 03, 2005

Millennium Line

A SkyTrain line that mainly goes through Burnaby. It was built in 2002 and literally no one cares about it even with the new Evergreen extension literally no one gives a fuck also it's super hard to spell so yeah everyone hates it.

The millennium line is literally parallel to the expo line why don't you just use that instead

by penapox October 29, 2018