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milk your popsicle 

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.
Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.
milk your popsicle by SMcCrab November 5, 2010

I'm going to milk your goat. 

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

Milk your eyes 

Milk or milking one's eyes , consists of opening oneself eyelids to the max capacity revealing the white areas below the eyelids appearing to be an influx of milk.
Yo Milk your eyes g!
Milk your eyes by roberyroberyo April 26, 2021

milk on your breath 

A very young and naive person (baby-like) (Babies drink milk)
Example: You are too young to try to step to me ...you still have milk on ypur breath! milk breath milk on your breath youngster youngblood

SHOVE CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN YOUR THROAT 

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows retard 🤫🤫
I eat dogs SHOVE CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN YOUR THROAT

milk money young 

In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.
52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.

drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something
Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk