Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton
by soapmaker June 10, 2009
by localsirloco March 19, 2010
An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.
“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”
“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
by Marshal Watson March 31, 2023
Subject of a missing person advertisement on the side of a milk carton, implying "disappeared without a trace".
by HiTechHiTouch July 15, 2013
To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.
by O-U-812 September 11, 2019